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hayley
mellowdrama
I am going to stop hating my cats.

"Live the dream, Potato."
hayley
mellowdrama
I've decided I'm not going to be sad anymore. 570 days until the end of the world.

okay, so I cheated a little
hayley
mellowdrama
Put all your songs in your playlist and shuffle them. Then ask your computer this question, and the next song will be the answer.

What do you think of me?
Baby's On Fire - Superpitcher

Will I have a happy life?
It Was - Lemon Jelly

What do my friends really think of me?
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin

Do people secretly lust after me?
Simply to See You - Maquiladora

How can I make myself happy?
My God is So Quiet - Kinky

What should I do with my life?
Fire It Up - Modest Mouse

Why must life be so full of pain?
Get Me Off this Fucking Island - Chin Up Chin Up

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Back to the Sea - The Futureheads

Will I ever have children?
Voodoo Lady - Ween

Will I die happy?
The Sun Ain't Shining No More - Asteroids Galaxy Tour

Can you give me some advice?
I Want Your Sass - Dance Disaster Movement

What do you think happiness is?
Greenfields - The Brothers Four

What's my favourite fetish?
Say My Name - Holy Ghost!

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hayley
mellowdrama
I'm so relieved that the drunken email I sent to coworkers was just a dream.

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mellowdrama

Running errands always seems like such a waste of my life. Necessary evils that give me some false sense of accomplishment. I went to Home Depot! I went to Petsmart! I got coffee! I went to Pep Boys! I bought groceries! Hooray, I can spend money. At least replacing my headlight and windshield wipers gives me a little more satisfaction. You know, I can perform the tasks required for basic car maintenance. I must not be completely useless. Woo. I also went to my eye doctor to order new sunglasses. Of course the frames I liked were $450. But since I'm trying to live within my means these days, I opted for the cheaper aviator style frames that were fully covered by my insurance. Not sure how I feel about that decision, but maybe it was time for something different. Hmm. Both of the technicians said they looked really good on me. Hopefully they're not liars.

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hayley
mellowdrama
The real reasons I go on vacation: cable tv and a bath tub.

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hayley
mellowdrama
I saw man standing on the corner of First and Spring this morning yelling at cars. He was wearing flip-flops or maybe sandals and had a striped blanket hung over his arm. He was holding a small cardboard sign. He looked a little crazy, but not necessarily homeless. When I got up to the corner to turn, I saw that the sign said, "Hungry? Surely you jest." I laughed, but it left me confused. Did he not want money? Or was he just that crazy?

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hayley
mellowdrama
So tired but making myself go to Oneil's birthday party. I should get there just about the time I should be going to bed. I will be stopping to pick up some beer and a red bull.

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hayley
mellowdrama
The word "noodle" had shown up in (so far) three submissions I've read today -- two in fiction and one in poetry -- all used differently and not in the traditional sense. I mean, I knew noodle as a pasta was versatile, but I had no idea it was as a word too.

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hayley
mellowdrama
So much to do today. Day two of cleaning taking priority homework. I have people coming over tomorrow. Ok. Focus. Clean.

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